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YEARN (Useless Sapphic Perfume with pine and lavender)
YEARN (Useless Sapphic Perfume with pine and lavender)
YEARN (Useless Sapphic Perfume with pine and lavender)
YEARN (Useless Sapphic Perfume with pine and lavender)
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YEARN (Useless Sapphic Perfume with pine and lavender)

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Grey Jade Herbals
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$15.00
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Are you pining right now? Do you yearn with no way to overcome the lesbian sheepitude?

 

Try YEARN, a pine and lavender essential oil perfume formulated specifically for lesbians. It allows the wearer to passively tell their crush of their gay feelings. Maybe they'll ask what that new perfume is? Maybe they'll notice you're trying to impress them?

 

You can also gift this natural perfume to the queer woman in your life who just won't shut up about their crush. No guarantees it will give her the courage to act, but she will take the hint.

 

WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE?

YEARN is actually smells amazing and you can wear it without passively telling people you're into them. It is mostly pine-scented, with a hint of lavender to soften the bite that pine carries.

We infuse lavender flowers in carrier oil, filter it and add 1-2 drops of lavender, then the rest is pine needle essential oil, because pine is the medicinal ingredient that tells women you're pining for them, so it needs to be prominent.

GLOSSY PINK LABELS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST!

Non-meme labels also avaliable.